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A Review of Bolt Driver by Hadrian Belove

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Mar 26, 2023
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The canary in the coal mine, as they say, of this world collapsing and forcing me to display my genius was the Hooters of Burbank and Hooters of Hollywood closing for good thanks to PC culture and this Bidenocracy. I wish to thank everyone who helped shape my genius from the doomers, and druggiies in my B0lt to the onlyfans girls who ji[pped me all those times, they were MY wanda and now I present my VISION: enjoy. --Boltdiver.LA

Boltdriver is a movie. You can watch it for free on Boltdriver.la, and, as far as I know, nowhere else (and why would you…it's free). There’s little else to explain what Boltdriver is. The website is minimal. There are no credits, much less bios of the filmmakers.  It has no synopsis, no trailer, no reviews, no links.  It's just Bolt Driver. Press play.

Below the play button is an anonymous typo-ridden, free-associated farewell statement, the kind left from beyond the grave after a suicidal blaze of glory, or maybe just when a barely-followed meme page shuts do…

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